3xBx2: Trouble

In lieu of a 3xB this week, Tonzi and I decided to try something a little different. A premium malt beverage with natural and artificial flavors. We are speaking of none other than Four Loko!

I went with the Lemonade Flavor and Tonzi went with Watermelon Flavor, both 12%.

The lemonade had a very familiar flavor, a tart lemon flavor with some sweetness. Yeah that’s pretty much it…shitty sweet-tart malt beverage.

The watermelon tastes like a watermelon Jolly Rancher crossed with a series of dead animals ranging from an elephant down to a squirrel. I was excited about the watermelon idea, but it the execution really didn’t work out.

So, do yourself a favor… drink Four Loko 4 at a time. By the time you get to the third, you likely can’t taste it, and the whole purpose of the drink will have worked out to your advantage.


For heavy alcoholism only.

PS: Apparently it no longer has all the crazy caffeine shit anymore, which is why it was available.

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