What you’re looking at here is the Columbia Sports Landslide Hoodie. Yes, it’s clothing, but it’s not just any slab of fabric. From the Columbia site:
Front pockets are strategically designed to hold two bottles or cans, so you can safely stash your beverage while you high-five your buddies or hold hands with your lady.
Yes, it holds 2 bottles or cans! And yes, that’s a bottle opener built into the bottom!
It’s never too late to get me a belated birthday gift!
If I don’t get this soon, I’m going to go crazy.